After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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