My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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