I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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