Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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