I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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