Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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