If i come over, it means nothing
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Randomize
