I puked a lego.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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