I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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