ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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