no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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