So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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