There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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