I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Come see our sink grown plant.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
So squirting runs in the family.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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