What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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