I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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