The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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