it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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