just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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