are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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