My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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