Fuck appropriateness.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Randomize
