"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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