i permit you to call me
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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