Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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