Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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