oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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