Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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