I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
