Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
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