i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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