I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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