I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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