boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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