Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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