The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I enjoy the company of your penis
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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