I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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