Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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