i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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