Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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