I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Enjoy the penises
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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