Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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