I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
