Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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