Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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