I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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