why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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