So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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