He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
the raccoons are back...
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