I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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