She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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