I wanna passion pit in your ass
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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