it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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